Last year, the men’s chorus at my son’s school performed a song with its own cute take on this classic holiday song…but their’s was called the Twelve Days AFTER Christmas. It was hilarious, and the entire auditorium laughed as we heard all about the mayhem that ensued as a couple has a fight and the man wreaks havoc with all the gifts his girlfriend had given to him.
I thought it would be fun to give it a new twist. But in the spirit of giving, how about I give you all some eye candy to look at?
The Twelve Hunks of Christmas…
On the first day of Christmas, my present to you is…Guy of Gisborne’s Richard Armitage! 
On the second day of Christmas, I’ll give to you as well… that gorgeous Frenchman Gaspar Ulliel!
On the third day of Christmas, this is what I got…a DVD with soap star James Scott!
On the fourth day of Christmas, I had wassail on the burner…then wished I could share it with Aidan Turner!
On the fifth day of Christmas, while I set the table…I thought about Clark Gable!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my kids began to pester…and I lost myself in thoughts of Philip Winchester!
On the seventh day of Christmas, I played a game of chess…and wished my partner was Olivier Martinez!
On the eighth day of Christmas, while the fire light was glowing…I watched a movie starring Clive Owen!
On the ninth day of Christmas, while I tried to wrap a toy…I watched Atonement with James McAvoy!
On the tenth day of Christmas, I read a book about Korea…and imagined traveling there with Andy Garcia!
On the eleventh day of CHristmas, I ate a sandwich with bologni…and heard True Blood had added Christopher Meloni!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, while traffic was a-zoomin…I saw a picture of hot young Paul Newman!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
